I called Beef at work today like I normally do everyday, but I had some BIG news for him. Here's how our conversation went:
Me: "I gave Scamp a bath, snd she's running around naked."
Beef: "Yeah, so."
Me: "Well, she got in the corner and started reading 'Dora's Potty Book.' Then, she came over to me and started grunting and pointing for me to go over to the corner. I did, and she had left me a present!"
Beef: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Poop! She wanted me to pick it up!"
Beef: "Are you sure it was hers and not the cat's?"
Me: "It was still warm."
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3 comments:
that's funny!
and these are the moments we appreciate our role as great moms!
u do have such a cute lil darling...
LOL!!!
Ewww! :) I didn't need to read about the "still warm" part, LOL!
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